Sean Spicer: “Trump’s tax records are now available in a safe place for all to see.”
CNN Reporter: “Where is that?”
Sean Spicer: “They’re underneath Obama’s college records, his birth record, his passport application, his immigration status as a student, his funding source to pay for college, his college records, his selective service registration, and Hillary’s email log and 66,000 missing emails”
I am so sorry, we could not help ourselves!
Like that one? Here is another that did very well at Joe for America:
Trump Offers Hillary Clinton A Key Role In His New Administration
In an unprecedented move, newly elected GOP President Donald J. Trump has extended an olive branch to his Democratic opponent Hillary Clinton.
After a brief discussion by phone this afternoon Trump said that he and Hillary had agreed that she would join his administration in January in a very important capacity.
On September 10, 2017, Mrs. Clinton and her administrative assistants Huma Abedin-Weiner-Danger and John Podesta will be sent to the Middle East to fill a vacancy left by the Obama Administration.
Clinton will assume the role of Ambassador to Libya and will serve in the city of Benghazi.
When asked for comment about this new opportunity, she replied “What difference, at this point does it make?”
In the current political climate, some brevity is much needed!
Here is a bit more:
President Obama to the Queen:
“Your Majesty, how do you run such an efficient government?
Are there any tips you can give me?”
“Well,” said the Queen,
“The most important thing is to surround yourself with intelligent people.”
Obama frowned, and then asked,
“But how do I know if the people around me are really intelligent?”
The Queen took a sip of champagne.
“Oh, that’s easy; you just ask them to answer an intelligent riddle, watch”
The Queen pushed a button on her intercom.
“Please send Tony Blair in here, would you?”
Tony Blair walked into the room and said, “Yes, your Majesty?”
The Queen smiled and said, “Answer me this please Tony. Your mother and father have a child. It is not your brother and it is not your sister. Who is it?”
Without pausing for a moment, Tony Blair answered, “That would be me.”
“Yes! Very good.” said the Queen.
Obama went back home to ask Joe Biden the same question. “Joe, answer this for me.”
“Your mother and your father have a child. It’s not your brother and it’s not your sister. Who is it?” “I’m not sure,” said Biden.
“Let me get back to you on that one.” He went to his advisers and asked everyone, but none could give him an answer. Frustrated, Biden went to work out in congressional gym and saw Paul Ryan there.
Biden went up to him and asked, “Hey Paul, see if you can answer this question. Your mother and father have a child and it’s not your brother or your sister. Who is it?”
Paul Ryan answered, “That’s easy, it’s me!”
Biden smiled, and said, “Good answer Paul!” Biden then, went back to speak with President Obama.
“Say, I did some research and I have the answer to that riddle.”
“It’s Paul Ryan!”
Obama got up, stomped over to Biden, and angrily yelled into his face,
“NO, You idiot! It’s Tony Blair!”