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Donald Trump Will Win Reelection In 2020 If He Does This One Thing In Texas

President Donald Trump is headed to Texas, and I can comfortably say he’ll lock up his 2020 reelection if he throws on a cowboy hat while in the Lone Star State.

Trump is headed to Texas to assess the damage from Hurricane Harvey, and remind the people of Texas that all of America stands with them in these trying times.

We all know Texans love very few things more than their cowboy hats. Imagine the joy and excitement that would spread around the state if Trump made it clear the whole country was here to assist the people of Houston while rocking a great hat.

George W. Bush used to rock a cowboy hat, and it was one of the coolest things about the former president.

I have no idea where Trump’s current approval rating sits. I do know they’ll be somewhere around 100 if he gets down to Texas, pulls off the hat as well as W. did and gets the people in Texas the help they need. He won’t even have to spend one second campaigning in 2020.

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7 Comments

7 Comments

  1. maggie

    August 29, 2017 at 5:45 pm

    what a bunch of garbage! his approval rate is 20%

  2. John Duke

    August 29, 2017 at 5:48 pm

    Yup, Texas should adopt the president, get him a spread outside of Dallas and give that boy Barron a place to stretch his young limbs. Pres Trump should get himself a Stetson and learn how to crease it and adjust it to fit his head with a slight cant to the right!

  3. Phyllis White

    August 29, 2017 at 5:49 pm

    I think that’s a good idea; he’d look good in one!

  4. BETH

    August 29, 2017 at 5:51 pm

    President Trump has already told Gov. Abbott that anything he needs he will get.

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  6. mario cruz

    August 29, 2017 at 6:01 pm

    POTUS will win re-election into the abyss there to achieve his greatest contribution to the welfare of the nation cleaning his belly button and doing KP in one his fancy kitchens. LMAO

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