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Here’s The HILARIOUS Difference Between Ivanka Trump And Chelsea Clinton! HA HA!

Stop me if you’ve heard this one.

Donald Trump’s daughter, Ivanka, was about to finish her first year of college, alongside Hillary Clinton’s daugher, Chelsea. Like so many others her age, Chelsea considered herself to be very liberal, and among other liberal ideals she was very much in favor of higher taxes to support more government programs — what Ivanka dismissed as “redistribution of wealth.”

Chelsea was deeply ashamed that Ivanka was a rather staunch conservative, and a rich one at that — a feeling she openly expressed. Based on the lectures that she had participated in, and the occasional chat with a professor, she felt that Ivanka had for years harbored an evil, selfish desire to keep what she thought should be hers, rather than benefit society.

One day Chelsea was challenging Ivanka on her opposition to higher taxes on the rich and the need for more government programs.

“You don’t need to spend money on these expensive furnishings in your huge house when there are people who need to earn more than minimum wage and better food!” she lectured.

To her shock and amazement, all Ivanka said in reply was “Welcome to socialism.”

That’s it? she thought to herself — no argument? But before Chelsea could even think of a follow-up, Ivanka asked, “How are you doing with your studies?”

Taken aback, Chelsea answered rather haughtily that she had a 4.0 GPA, and said that it was tough to maintain, insisting that she was taking a very difficult course load and was constantly studying, which left her no time to go out and party like other people she knew. She didn’t even have time for a boyfriend, and didn’t really have many college friends because she spent all her time studying.

Ivanka listened and then asked, “How is your friend Audrey doing?”

Chelsea replied, “Audrey is barely getting by. All she takes are easy classes, she never studies, and she barely has a 2.0 GPA. She is so popular on campus; college for her is a blast. She’s always invited to all the parties, and lots of times she doesn’t even show up for classes because she’s too hung over.”

Ivanka was closing in now. She asked Chelsea, “Why don’t you go to the Dean’s office and ask him to deduct a 1.0 off your GPA and give it to your friend who only has a 2.0. That way you will both have a 3.0 GPA and certainly that would be a fair and equal distribution of GPA.”

Chelsea, visibly shocked by Ivanka’s suggestion, angrily fired back, “That’s a crazy idea, how would that be fair!? I’ve worked really hard for my grades! I’ve invested a lot of time, and a lot of hard work! Audrey has done next to nothing toward her degree. She played while I worked my tail off!”

H/T Yesimright

Then Ivanka slowly smiled, winked and said gently, “Welcome to capitalism.

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  1. Catherine McCaffrey

    March 17, 2017 at 1:24 pm

    Mr. Trump, Ivanka is not only your daughter but she is a real asset. I admire her so much.

    • Doctor Fracas

      March 17, 2017 at 5:30 pm

      amen Catherine….pass the cornbread please.

  2. Mark Adams

    March 17, 2017 at 2:39 pm

    Way to use an opponent to drive home a point!

  3. American Mom

    March 17, 2017 at 3:47 pm

    …And if Chelsea and Ivanka would both keep working and ‘VOLUNTEER’ to share their time, effort and resources with others from their plenty as Ivanka’s father has done; “Welcome to Christian and Traditional Americanism’!” God bless us all.

  4. Jilly

    March 17, 2017 at 5:56 pm

    Well Done Ivanka!

    • Mary Mabry

      March 18, 2017 at 12:20 am

      Love it!!!!!

    • Ian Beninger

      March 19, 2017 at 3:41 am

      This didn’t really happen. This has been lifted from an allegory already circulating.

  5. Patricia Carter

    March 18, 2017 at 2:31 am

    This is another example of fake news. This story was circulating a while back even before the campaign. All the details are accurate but the names of Ivanka and Chelsea have been added to make it sound as though they had the conversation.

  6. Beth

    March 18, 2017 at 11:17 am

    Brains, class, beauty and elegance. Just what our first woman president should possess, hope hope.

  7. Bee

    March 19, 2017 at 5:34 am

    Omg you really think this happened?!
    Alternative facts indeed
    I really feel sorry for you guys :/

  8. virginia miller

    April 1, 2017 at 10:08 pm

    I feel sorry for Chelsea’s looks primarily. She also had to endure parents that had a sham of a marriage. She can’t be compared to Ivanka who was blessed with beauty, brains, and great talent.

  9. Sharon Saunier

    April 10, 2017 at 1:29 pm

    Yep, that was brilliant , just like dad.proud to have a kid whose brain has more than rocks in it ….. actually has knowledge …. Got to give it to Chelsea she’s a chip off the old block too …. take what others work hard for , and give it away to lazy people , but don’t dip into my pot …..I had to laugh great job Ivanka.

  10. Sherry

    April 11, 2017 at 9:57 am

    Sorry folks, but neither Ivanka or Chelsea said these things. This is a joke that was put on FB a long time ago and it had nothing to do with either of them. The names were only added after the election took place.

  11. Matt

    July 10, 2017 at 5:31 pm

    Y’all do know this is fake right??

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