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METHINKS… Take Trump Down or Pipe Down, Start Impeachment Proceedings Now

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As we begin to establish a firm yet flimsy foothold in the Second Year A.D. (After Donald) of the Mueller Investigation (Doesn’t Hold Watergate), I think we should take stock (stalk?) and think of possible endgames. All right, enough Rounded Brackets for a while.

I realize that half the country, or even a little more, get up each morning to check the satchel of overnight dispatch-leaks from Team Mueller. I know they’re hoping that President Trump either retires, is un-hired, or expires. I get that. I concede it readily… and I obviously don’t think that all the folks who sign up for that are stupid or bad.

I’m just not sure that the other side in this growing national spat is willing to make that conciliatory concession. I think they now view the conservative side as malevolent hayseed bumpkins who just won’t get it.

Let me elaborate on what they should know before rendering that judgment. We don’t believe Trump and the Russians arranged (sorry but I’m “colluded” out) to shift the vote in a few key Rust Belt and Southern states to deliver him an appreciable Electoral College victory. Yes, we do believe in the Electoral College and are also able to simultaneously juggle the thought that Trump University might not have been Oxford. We’re past the point in history where the slap-ass nature of that online salon can matter that much. If Professor Trump owes any of his former students money, he should pay them posthaste.

Next, we do believe that The Smartest Girl in the Room was at best dangerously sloppy with her E-mails and, at worst, cunning. I know all 33K deleted missives were about yoga, but to be honest I think the Downward Dog in Hillary’s life is her Old Man.

We also believe that both Clinton and Trump hit everything that moved or didn’t move fast enough during their public tenures. “The horny wheel on the bus goes round and round. “ Jack Warner begat Teddy Kennedy and Teddy begat Bubba and Bu… Needless to say, the long Women’s Rights March from Chappaquidick to Chappaqua was talked and not walked.

And that’s pretty much it. All the pertinent cards on the table. So where do we go from here?

Well, to be accurate, Clinton did have articles of impeachment brought against him. The reason was not for laying hands on body parts but rather for laying hands on a Bible and lying about laying hands on body parts. Granted, in a dissipating societal order, we shouldn’t ask much of the man who is right behind the AG as the chief law enforcement officer, but lying under oath should at least exact a mild twitch above the weak eye of the perjurer.

Anyhoo, Clinton skated. He always skates. He’s Eric Heiden with an extra ripple in the unitard. I’m not sure Bill Clinton will ever suffer comeuppance until he eventually kicks in a Las Vegas hotel room door to collect his bobbleheads.

So that’s where we are, and now I’d like to make a Modest Proposal, fully realizing my detractors think of me as anything but swift. I think President Trump should demand those same Articles of Impeachment be lodged against him tomorrow.

Let’s face it, this country couldn’t be more Polarized if Jaruzelski was at the North Pole and Walesa had just set up camp at the hemline of Antarctica. I know, I know. That’s a longer way to go for that joke than either of those destinations.

The Left thinks Trump is Adolf Hitler on bad days and Satan on good days. The brilliant writer Salena Zito said it best: “The press takes him literally, but not seriously; his supporters take him seriously, but not literally.” Newly discovered Radium was not as distilled down and illuminating as that observation.

But playtime should be over now. The constant sturm and drang of the Russia thing is slowly croaking the host organism, that being the country that half of us hold dear… and half of us would hold dear if it was recreated in unsettling exactitude to perfectly mirror the precise image of it that they so unstintingly hold in their brilliant minds.

Start the impeachment process NOW. Time to commence to tusslin’! I know the Left wants to wait until Olde Blink 183 reassumes her Speaker of the House duties after the midterm elections, but I’m not sure as a citizenry we have all that much time to waste. Things are approaching surly critical mass. To the Never Trumpers, if you truly love your country you should begin your effort to dismantle it ASAP!

Whichever of the two reasons you deem Trump should be impeached for — the sex with the Porn Star and the attendant payoff OR the Kremlin’s insertion of Trump into our system via a Soviet front private school a half-century ago, decades then spent becoming the quintessential egomaniacal capitalist billionaire, all just to lay in wait until two years ago when Putin flipped the Red Queen on him and activated the Ghost in the Machine — let’s do it!

Flip a Bitcoin and pick one during business hours this week as it’s now Go Time. Bring him down or pipe down, because the status quo is a really bad look for the country.

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6 Comments

  1. Carolann

    April 17, 2018 at 1:15 pm

    First of all Hillery did far more than messy emails she had 3 men killed in Bengasi, she sold uranium to Russia, took money through Clinton Foundation I could go on for hours. We are more than the Rusty Belt we are the legal vote that put President Trump in office unlike Hillary just ask Bernie. We are also the people who will keep him there.

  2. Kevin Brown

    April 17, 2018 at 1:27 pm

    Miller you’re So Damn stupid just STFU AND GO BLOW MOOCHELLE OBAMA.

  3. Nick Carter

    April 17, 2018 at 2:57 pm

    What a badly thought out article this is.

    Former conservative and fan of Brietbart Denis Miller turns against Donald Trump – but he has no case and that indicates that Miller has been bought off by the Soros-paid propaganda machine. Miller buys the story that President Trump had sex with a prostitute; but there is no proof: yet Miller’s calling for impeachment of President Trump as if Trump is guilty. There are no grounds for impeachment on suspect adultery. I am highly suspicious. There are just too many traitors in our midst like Paul Ryan, McCabe, McCain etc to believe Miller had a Damsacus Road-styled revelation about the President, especially on such flimsy grounds.

    If and when that proof arrives, so what it was ten years ago and there is no evidence that he’s done it again?

    And any fair-minded person would not give this allegation a second thought after ten years – if is is true. Any American who has seen a tax cut (91% thereof): has become employed (2.7 mil with 5 mil more to go); who’s seen national wages grow 2%, could surely forgive Trump for a moment of weakness ten years ago – IF IN THE FIRST PLACE IT IS TRUE.

    Comparing President Trump to President Clinton is like comparing a peach to a cricket ball, one is aN allegation made by a whore who has no proof exceot that Trump’s recenty acquired lawyer could have set Trump up. Maybe he paid $ 130,000 to the whore to set him up. Didyou think of that? Maybe he paid the money on behalf of Sean Hanity who is also Cohen’s client.

    The allegation that Bill took advantage of a nineteen year old girl behind a photocopy machine at the White House is proven by Clinton’s admission (three years afterward), Monica’s testimony, and a DNA sample taken from Monica’s blouse.

    It is evident the comparison of Trump to Clinton is a bullshit story trying to impeach President Trump with no grounds. It is evident from the results of last years Cingress that 30% of Republicans are RINOs and it is prived that ten of them received election money from the Democrats and in McCain’s case for large arms deals.

    America, it is time to stand up for your President. The Second Ammedment allos you to take up arms to defend your country, and regreattablty,vthe time is near.

    Barak Obama brought the Divisions of the UN’s military for this day. Do not be caught unaware! This is what the Supreme Court had to say about the Second Amendment. Please copy and pass it on through your private email. It is blocked by Facebook, like Conservative Fighters is blocked.

    In the Case Silveira vs Lokyer :-

    “The Second Amendment is a doomsday provision, one designed for those exceptionally rare circumstances, where all other rights have failed – where government has refused to stand for re-election and silences those who protest; where courts have lost the courage to oppose, or can find no one to enforce their decrees. However improbable those contingencies may seem today, facing them unprepared is a mistake a free people, only get to make once.

    Refer to Kleinfield 5997-99. If a few hundred Jewish fighters in the Warsaw Ghetto could hold off the Wehrmacht for almost a month with a handful of weapons, six million Jews armed with rifles could not have been so easily herded into cattle cars (that led to their genocide).

    Many atrocities (of the past one hundred years), could have been avoided or mitigated, has the perpetrators known their intended victims, were equipped with a rifle and twenty bullets apiece, as the Militia Act required here (USA).

    The Supreme Court held in Heller that the right to keep and bear arms is a right of individuals. The Supreme Court also later held in McDonald v. Chicago,[6] in 2010, that the Second Amendment is an incorporated right,[7] meaning that it is applicable to state governments as well as the Federal government.

    • paulette

      April 17, 2018 at 7:02 pm

      @NICK,AMEN AND AMEN,VERY WELL SAID,I DONT CARE WHO TRUMP WAS BONKING WHEN HE WAS A CIVILIAN HES NOT BONKING SOMEONE ON THE WH DESK

  4. paulette

    April 17, 2018 at 6:54 pm

    PRESIDENT TRUMP ISNT GOING ANYWHERE EXCEPT STRAIGHT THROUGH TO 2020 SO GET OVER IT

  5. robert

    April 17, 2018 at 6:55 pm

    i think he was saying that to show them when he doesnt get impeached after being impeached because their is nothing , then maybe they would stop screwing the country , but the liberals will never stop , i think best to let mullar fail then press charges against him. and all the republicans that vote for impeachment for many eyars we awaited for thime to opnw congress senate and presdiceny , donty you see the liberlas will do anyhting to get trump out and your falling into thier trap

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