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Texas Constructs Border Wall To Keep Out Unwanted Refugees From California

AUSTIN, TX—The Texas legislature has approved construction of a border wall surrounding the state in order to keep out unwanted refugees fleeing the rapidly crumbling dystopia of California.

The legislature has been faced with an increasing number of Californians seeking asylum after fleeing the unhinged, far-left state, and finally found a solution.

Construction began shortly after the measure was passed. The wall will run around the entirety of Texas, with extra security measures on the west side of the state to ensure undesirable Californian immigrants can’t make it across. While low-traffic areas like the north and east sides of the state will be protected by a simple fence, the west side will feature a 10-foot-thick concrete wall with laser turrets, barbed wire, and a moat filled with sharks to stop residents of the coastal state from slipping in undocumented and undetected.

A recent conversation about changing the name of the city of Austin to be more politically correct opened lawmakers’ eyes to just how many liberal California residents had come to the state in recent years, bringing their crazy ideas with them.

“Far too many immigrants from California come here, take advantage of our pro-business, pro-liberty laws, and refuse to adjust to our way of life,” one Texas state rep said in an address to the assembly. “It is time for us to build a wall and make Governor Jerry Brown pay for it.”

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9 Comments

9 Comments

  1. paulette barrow

    August 4, 2018 at 2:33 am

    GIT ER DONE TX!

  2. S F White

    August 4, 2018 at 2:59 am

    LOL Are you going route of The Onion? Fun satire, especially for this Texan. If there was any way to really keep those Leftist nuts out of Texas, I’d be game. The people running California are clinically insane!

    • James Gunderson

      August 4, 2018 at 3:35 am

      Yeah, Sure they’re nutjobs BUT. they’re smart enough to run away. Find a way to keep them from voting and you’ll be okay.

  3. Dorothy K Perkins

    August 4, 2018 at 3:07 am

    You have to be kidding. This is just stupid! My husband and I drove from Beaumont to El Paso in 1 day, just passing through, on Hwy 10 to hook up with another Hwy headed North. If there had been a fence or a wall we would have been unable to use our nation’s highway system. How impracticaL AND A WASTE OF MONEY this wall/fence would be.

    • Matthew V. Brown

      August 10, 2018 at 5:12 am

      I am from Kansas, and I would be happy to be searched before being allowed into Austin. BTW, this only says that this measure has been approved, not that the wall has been built. I had a couple of friends living there, but they no longer keep in touch with me. The wife is excruciatingly “left of center”. She was a big Bernie Sanders supporter (our favorite old geezer Socialist whose wife’s financial shenanigans forces a private Vermont college into bankruptcy–I wonder how many people lost their jobs, and how many students had to rush to find another college to attend?). Most of the candidates supported by Bernie Sanders (who has never held a real job) and Occasio-Cortes were trounced at the polls.

  4. john losco

    August 4, 2018 at 3:19 am

    good for Texas

    • Matthew V. Brown

      August 10, 2018 at 5:13 am

      God bless Texas!

  5. Julie Rose Metzler

    August 4, 2018 at 5:24 am

    I think that is the smartest way to keep the immigrants out.

  6. Bill T Cowart

    August 11, 2018 at 12:36 am

    I love this satire and the crazies in California should stay there and not pollute the rest of the country with their liberal socialist ideas.

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