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White House Cleaners Also Happy To See Obama’s Go!

It won’t just be the majority of Americans outside of Washington D.C who will be glad to see the Obama’s leave the White House.

In a startling development, we understand that White House cleaning staff will also be looking forward to seeing the back of the Obama Family. White House cleaning manager, Maria Hernandez has revealed that most of her staff will be so relieved they are going, “it was really hard on myself and my team. Mr President used to leave rubbish everywhere – old newspapers, M&M wrappers, you name it”.

It’s understood that shortly after the Trump election victory, a number of White House cleaning staff took the following afternoon off for a celebratory drink at local cocktail bar ‘off the record’. It was here that they finally realized 8 years of extremely hard cleaning would subside.

“It was terrible” said Antonia Juan-Fernando, “Mr Obama used to love cookies and the crumbs he would leave, aye yai yai”. An optimistic Juan-Fernando believes that not only will Trump, ‘Make America Great Again’, but that he will also know how to do some basic cleaning.

The Obama administration is yet to comment. Generally White House head of staff do not comment on such matters.

Source: Ultimateflashnews

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  1. Marilyn

    January 9, 2017 at 12:17 am

    Sure hope they wash Everything with disinfectant
    Shampoo all rugs. Etc…I can’t imagine how slobby they were….

    • Dot Milner

      January 10, 2017 at 11:20 pm

      Throw out the linens and buy new sheets, towels, everything !!! Have them make it nice and clean before our beautiful First Lady moves in !!!

    • Bryan

      January 18, 2017 at 9:19 am

      This is such BS. Presidents are only allowed to serve two terms and for all of you rednecks that means eight years! So everyone that works pretty much permanent jobs at the White House knew that the obamas were leaving know matter what. No matter if it were Hillary or some idiot television character that care about anyone but his billionaire buddies that he has now offered every single job in his cabinet! Why? Because he made way too many promises to way too many prominent billionaires and they want their money back!!! So who’s more important to the dumpster? You or his buddies??? Well pay attention to something other than the NASCAR CHANNEL or the GUNS and AMMO CHANNEL and you’ll find out you freakin idiots!!! While you’re at it you might want to buy a toothbrush and wipe your ass with something that isn’t YOUR TOOTHBRUSH!!!!!!

      • Nathan Bedford Forrest

        January 27, 2017 at 1:26 pm

        fuck you bryan……..u must be white trash or a fkin ngr

    • Kommiefornastan Deplorable

      January 21, 2017 at 5:21 am

      You can take the **** out of the ghetto, but you can’t take the ghetto out of the ****

    • Nathan Bedford Forrest

      January 27, 2017 at 1:27 pm

      Pickin up those nasty chicken wings………those apes were eating; how awful

  2. Richard Ward

    January 9, 2017 at 12:21 am

    No response is needed from the former residents.

  3. Ronny

    January 9, 2017 at 12:40 am

    You’ve got to be kidding me. I thought those who are opposed to the Obamas have to necessarily be outside the White House. Even the cleaners from within are disgusted with the rubbish the Obamas, and in particular the President himself, leaves behind.

    Now, I dread to imagine the types of RUBBISH he is leaving behind for us, and in particular, Donald Trump to clean up?

    What a filthy president who expects everybody to clean up his mess.

    • Dora

      January 9, 2017 at 8:32 pm

      Just goes to show, CLASS will always out. The obamas were not brought up right. Plain and simple!

      • Christine

        January 17, 2017 at 11:18 pm

        I know this is a bs/fake article….but please ttell me that these comments are a joke…you folks cannot be this dumb and ignorant. Please tell me this is a parody (a parody is when you take something factual and make it comedic).

  4. Rod Smith

    January 9, 2017 at 12:41 am

    Maybe they left a lot of watermelon pips and rind around

    • Catholic Grandmother

      January 9, 2017 at 1:52 am

      Imagine all the nasty demonic spirits being left behind, by those usurpers. A thorough spiritual cleansing should be done.

    • Danny boy

      January 13, 2017 at 4:42 pm

      Imagine a world where fake new like this didn’t exist

  5. Rev. Neil V. Christensen,c.s.e.f.

    January 9, 2017 at 12:53 am

    Human; felt they had to work toward under Obama? I’m sure they can find other minimum paying jobs in DC. More Phony News. No Names, nothing in a context that can be checked, anything to incite the disaffection with the best President in My Life time. So sad they have to stoop so Low.

  6. Joanne Swanson

    January 9, 2017 at 1:22 am

    How is it possible that you people are even dumber than the President Elect. And THIS is newsworthy—- seriously!?!? The fact that you don’t realize the way this election is going to dessimate your quality of life and pocket book is unbelievable! “Morons, your bus is leaving!”

    • Alfredo

      January 13, 2017 at 3:32 pm

      LOL @ someone calling others dumb… and then using the non-word “dessimate”. Also, while “pocket” and “book” are both perfectly fine words on their own, “pocketbook” is one word.

      I think that must be your bus; it’s a rather short one. Try not to lick all of its windows, okay?

    • jacob meyer

      January 21, 2017 at 1:51 am

      Honey, your bus has already left

    • Sandra

      January 21, 2017 at 6:50 pm

      Joanne, I read your comment. Unfortunately your inability to spell, completely overshadowed your stunningly sharp wit.

  7. Joellen

    January 9, 2017 at 2:31 am

    Bahahahaha to funny love these responses gotta love the truth it’s so out there but great

  8. Drew Webb

    January 9, 2017 at 2:45 am

    $5 says they get a hard time for the next 11 days

  9. Manuel

    January 9, 2017 at 3:36 am

    I would insist on fumigating the living quarters.

  10. RhapSodyu

    January 9, 2017 at 4:45 am

    The cleaning staff might not like President Trump as much as Obama because President Trump is a perfectionist…..he expects 100% from everyone who works for him but in return, he is very generous to those who are faithful and hardworking…..Also, I’m certain his previous wives have instilled a neatness within him over the years that might make him less messy……..”laffin”

  11. Sahar

    January 9, 2017 at 4:53 am

    Get the stink out.
    Repaint it white top to the bottom.
    Lots and lots of bleach and deodorizers.

  12. L geegee

    January 9, 2017 at 4:54 am

    Disinfect all of their private quarters!!!!

  13. Marcia J Miller

    January 9, 2017 at 2:41 pm

    While I am not an Obama fan, isn’t cleaning what these people are paid to do?? Why on earth should the President, like him or not, spend time cleaning.

    • Laura Chamberlain

      January 22, 2017 at 5:09 am

      basic cleaning–you eat a candy bar put the wrapper in the trash–if you make crumbs clean up after yourself–even at a food establishment I put all the dirty plates piled together and wipe crumbs so I can enjoy after dinner conversation without my elbows or hands getting crumbs on them. I also clean my table before I eat

  14. Gene Golden

    January 9, 2017 at 3:14 pm

    wait until they have to carry 200 pounds of Putin’s vodka bottles every week after trump get in and all the Bull @#@T from Trump

    • Colorado Girl

      January 13, 2017 at 3:41 pm

      I’m assuming you don’t know that Trump does not drink or do drugs. Never have never will.

      • Danny boy

        January 13, 2017 at 4:41 pm

        You can’t be sure as we have only Trumps word and he has shown a desire to lie.

  15. James Harrell

    January 9, 2017 at 4:50 pm

    It is going to take a lot of Febreze to clean this place up.

    • Ronnie and Effie Barker

      January 20, 2017 at 7:36 pm

      You left one thing out president Trump has never done drugs either!!

  16. Glenn lewis

    January 9, 2017 at 5:56 pm

    Just clean the place and don’t complain it’s your job and you are paid well for that job and the American people want the place clean and ready for the new family to move inn hopefully the cleaning personnel will have an easier time cleaning with the new family hope all goes well with the transition of out with the old in with the new and start draining the SWAMP ! It might get a little messier at first but hopefully it won’t good luck to the cleaning staff

    • Jfitz

      January 13, 2017 at 8:35 pm

      Inventory the silverware. Make sure it doesn’t ‘get legs’

  17. Scott Crosby

    January 9, 2017 at 6:54 pm

    I can only guess how over the top dirty these people must be in order to cause the full time cleaners to complain. Unbelievable!!!

    • Neil

      January 13, 2017 at 3:43 am

      Your wife talks dirty like a champ.

  18. Donald Joy

    January 9, 2017 at 7:27 pm

    Fake. I hate Shitbongo more than anyone but for crying out loud stop with fake crap hoax articles, it makes our side look dishonest and stupid the way so many fall for/spread them.

  19. Jordan

    January 10, 2017 at 12:56 pm

    The Clintons left semen every where and lots of other stuff. I wonder what Obama is leaving for the staff to clean up that they are not talking about? Cookie crumbs usually don’t get that kind of reaction.

  20. Sayward

    January 10, 2017 at 11:07 pm

    I hope that the staff doesn’t get in a lot of trouble for being named and quoted in this article. It might have been better to make sure that the Obamas were gone before printing this.

    The Obamas must be very rude and thoughtless to leave everything so filthy. That shows such disrespect to their hardworking staff. Sad to hear that their staff was treated so poorly due to the Obamas’ laziness and arrogance.

  21. Cynthia

    January 11, 2017 at 3:45 pm

    Fake news,the staff is swworn to secrecy in this is a right-wing news sites so they would say anything nasty about the Obamas I’m not buying one damn word of it.

    • Fern Kurland

      January 14, 2017 at 12:36 am

      I agree

  22. Gold

    January 11, 2017 at 4:33 pm

    They won’t need cleaners in the White House for trump. His immigrant wife has TONS of experience. She was a motel
    maid before she sucked dick to become a model so she can clean up after everyone in like 5 minutes!!

    • Tom

      January 13, 2017 at 8:35 pm

      You must be a profesional COCK SUCKER

    • Jim

      January 20, 2017 at 7:55 pm

      Keep it clean moronn!?

  23. Peg McComb-Elowski

    January 11, 2017 at 7:33 pm

    Commenters racism is so blatant; I’m sure the incoming family are all habitual tidiers…

  24. klh

    January 11, 2017 at 9:20 pm

    EVERYONE OF YOU WHO HAS COMMENTED SUCH VILE THINGS can simply go fuck yourselves. You are awful people, period.

    • Tom

      January 13, 2017 at 8:53 pm

      If u dont like it,dont read it!!

    • Fern Kurland

      January 14, 2017 at 12:40 am

      For sure. Disgusting remarks. You should all be ashamed of yourselves, but then again the caliber of people who speak like trash must come from trash.

  25. Beenaroundyaknow

    January 11, 2017 at 9:21 pm

    Trash begets trash

  26. Ms Grorge

    January 12, 2017 at 12:53 am

    I only hope that these complaining cleaning staff has a job when the new president goes into the White House, lousy MFO’s. That’s what you were paid to do!

  27. Kathy Miller

    January 12, 2017 at 3:26 am

    If the worst thing you can say about someone is that they liked cookies and left a few crumbs around, then I don’t think there is a problem. At least he didn’t leave any stains under the desk in the oval office, if you know what I mean! I am really appalled at all the petty ridiculous crap that is being said on both sides of the aisle in this transition period and the past election. Maybe these people should look at it as job security…who need a cleaning crew when no one makes a mess?

  28. Ted Gibbons

    January 12, 2017 at 3:31 pm

    What can you expect of a family that put their feet on priceless antiques. You can not make a silk purse out of a sow’s ear!

  29. Dar

    January 12, 2017 at 11:57 pm

    M&M wraps from the first ladies family. The lady that pushed only special meals for those in the schools.

  30. louie pattzo

    January 13, 2017 at 12:27 am

    wow, the bill to clea, fumigate, and getrid of the mice and roaches will be amazing!

  31. Ellen C.

    January 13, 2017 at 12:30 am

    It’s not only the cleaners. I know a member of the White House IT staff, who says that the Obamas were very “high and mighty” and not nice to the staff at all. He had much more respect for George and Laura Bush whom, he told me, were very respectful and nice to the staff. And this man is African-American. I mean no disrespect to anyone, but this is the truth.

  32. deplorable me

    January 13, 2017 at 12:54 am

    Ted, that is what my Grandpa always said—about my brother’s girlfriend. (But he was wrong).
    Imagine these evil folks have no respect for anything or anyone. Adios. 7 more days.

  33. Gloria Lambert

    January 13, 2017 at 4:52 am

    First of all, let me tell you, I did not vote for Obama, I did not like his “reign”, but I do have to say something about all these comments. Do you actually think that there has not been other careless people in the White House these many years? When do you remember anyone cleaning the White House, complain about how hard they had to work? It’s like when you aren’t happy with the job someone does, you cannot complain about just that, you have to find other unimportant things to complain about, the way they dress, the way they walk, the way they eat,etc.and it certainly seems to be very infantile to react this way. We don’t particularly care if they left candy wrappers on the floor or dropped coffee on the carpet, for Heaven’s sake, grow up……..

  34. nobama1267

    January 13, 2017 at 3:32 pm

    They will never get the stench out from these parasites!

  35. Tom

    January 13, 2017 at 8:48 pm

    Obama’s a fn dumbass

  36. RonH

    January 14, 2017 at 2:21 am

    7 days and we’re on the way to greatness again !

  37. Waldo

    January 20, 2017 at 7:55 pm



    January 20, 2017 at 11:20 pm

    “Rarely do I actually see real racists posts these days…………….but the ones on this website are darn racists……………..for sure

  39. Diana

    January 21, 2017 at 1:26 am

    These people are complaining for doing their JOB that is what you are paid to do. Your job is to clean his job was to be president they have no business cleaning after themselves. If you don’t like it then your the one that has to take action and move on.

  40. Tonny

    January 21, 2017 at 10:16 pm

    If the cleaning staff complain to clean the White house during Obama administration, they will be surprised what the next 4 years coming.

  41. Tim

    January 24, 2017 at 12:28 pm

    It is very disturbing reading a lot of the replies on this story, it shows that we will never overcome the disease we call racism. This story isn’t worth reporting and the person who wrote it is an idiot look at the name of the sources he give, neither one of them will have a job after Trump takes office. before you demean someone lets look at society and really see who the unclean people are most African Americans are raised to be clean.

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