Leftists refuse to share a country with the Trump, so they’re putting on their pu**y hats, packing their made-from-hemp bags, and sashaying their way up to the Canadian border.
Can we help them pack?
There is one main problem, Canada is not interested in overweight career baristas with gender studies degrees…
Liberals seeking to move to Canada because they are unhappy with the election results are finding that Canada won’t take them because its immigration policies exclude those who won’t contribute to the economy.
One of the policies of President Donald Trump that has some Democrats claiming they want to jump ship is his pledge to limit immigration from people whose lives in America would be dependent on welfare. Trump promises “extreme vetting” before accepting immigrants or refugees.
But Democrats looking to move from the U.S. to Australia, Canada and other wealthy English-speaking nations are learning that those nations already have similar policies.
Translation of Canadian and Australia immigration policies: Y’all are freaking losers. Go back to your moms’ basements. You’re America’s problem, not ours. Also, take showers. We can smell you from here. Use real soap. Not the superior feels from which you derive your elitist attitudes.
Of course, while it’s funny that Canada has rejected the rejects, they are still here. In America.
Oh well. I guess we’ll just have to cope with their presence by mocking their perpetual stupidity.