Joe Berkowitz Urges Everyone with Pro-Trump Family to Ruin Theirs Thanksgiving
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Joe Berkowitz Urges Everyone with Pro-Trump Family to Ruin Theirs Thanksgiving

Tuesday, Joe Berkowitz announced a call-to-action for everyone with a pro-Trump family this Thanksgiving: “consider making life hell for a few of your relatives.”

“It’s time to ruin your Trump-supporting family’s Thanksgiving — for America!” wrote Berkowitz.

“This year, if you’re headed home to a household that still thinks a sex-offending game show host in rapid cognitive decline was the best choice for a president, it is your civic duty to filibuster Thanksgiving,” he continued.

Berkowitz proposed three methods on how to ruin a pro-Trump’s Thanksgiving.

First, he suggested to anyone who hates Trump to isolate himself from the Trump-supporting family this holiday.

“For some parents, your absence will speak louder than any sodden arguments over the density of pumpkin pie,” Berkowitz said. “If you can’t even look them in the eye, they’ll know you mean business.”

And for those who have the patience to spend the holiday with their Trump-supporting family, he suggested to show up and be a “kind of an asshole.”

“No hugs; only stiff, formal handshakes. During the football game, talk about police brutality nonstop. Take any opportunity to emphasize just how much Bruce Springsteen and the entire E Street band loathes Trump,” Berkowitz said.

And for the ones who are filled with “righteous fury,” he suggested going full-on “scorched earth.”

“Not even a handshake; just stare, disgustedly, at their outstretched arms,” Berkowitz stated.

Berkowitz claims these methods are “more than just spite,” but is also “about potentially chipping away at the ~35 percent of un-budging Trump supporters.”

“Having a son or daughter loathe everything you’ve become is easier long distance; it’s another thing when that kid is staring turkey-carving daggers at you from across the table.”

Anyhow, Berkowitz methods are vain, since a recent NPR/PBS NewsHour/Marist poll shows that the majority of Americans prefer not to talk about politics this Thanksgiving.

The survey shows that 58% of Americans “dread the thought of having to talk about politics at Thanksgiving dinner.”

And Twitter users were divided on this matter, with many saying his advice was insignificant, and others saying he did nail it.

Berkowitz ended his piece by saying that this Thanksgiving was the perfect opportunity to ruin a pro-Trump holiday.

“If your family is unmoved after a ruined Thanksgiving, though, that’s fine too,” he wrote. “After all, next year’s Thanksgiving falls just after the 2018 midterms, and if your true believer parents still feel the way they do now, you might ruin their holiday in another way.”

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  1. robert bernardini

    November 23, 2017 at 3:18 am

    Hey Berkowitz hows your Dad David doing ? Can’t wait for the indictments to be unsealed while you are vomiting up a turkey bone . Those FEMA camps you deep staters built will be perfect for the delusional Left wing nuts like yourself will be put to good use . America will be great again and guess what your not invited . Trump is a LOCK for 2020 we will remind him of your ignorant rant there is plenty of room for psychopaths like yourself I am sure you will enjoy the anal welcoming you will receive .

  2. John

    November 23, 2017 at 3:47 am

    This guy is a gade a douche bag.

  3. Kimberly Brokaw

    November 23, 2017 at 3:56 am

    Trump supporters’ kids would never do that because they know their parents would knock them upside the head for being so disrespectful and ruining a nice holiday dinner. That’s why there are no children of Trump supporters in ANTIFA.

    • Charles Scott

      November 23, 2017 at 4:12 am

      How utterly childish. Whether you are a Trump supporter not. This tactic is well known. Sow division among family units is but part of this despicable campaign and its all so,so obvious what this reprobate is trying to do.

  4. brenda crawford

    November 23, 2017 at 12:23 pm

    I HONESTLY BELIEVE YOU’RE THE ONE WITH CONGNIIVE DISORDER AND SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF YOURSELF, YOU AND THAT WHACKED OUT GQ MAGAZINE…TOTALLY USELESS AND NOT MUCH OF WORTH AND A GOOD REASON FOR YOU TO BE TALKING NONSENSE….I’M SURE YOU KNOW THAT OUR WONDFERFUL PRESIDENT HAS MORE THAN A 35% BASE AND WE WILL BE BY HIS SIDE THROUGH THE NEXT ELECTION AND ANOTHER FOUR YEARS OF GETTING OUR COUNTRY BACK TO BEING CIVIL AND WELL OFF AFTER EIGHT YEARS UNDER OBAMA NIGHTMARES THAT HE BROUGHT TO OUR COUNTRY. IN CASE YOU HAVEN’T NOTICED, I AM VERY PRO TRUMP PENCE USA AND WILL HAVE A WONDERFUL FAMILY THANKSGIVING AND THANKING GOD FOR PUTTING THEM IN OUR HOUSE AND IN OUR LIVES….GOD BLESS AMERICA AND HAPPY THANKSGIVING TO YOU….I HOPE YOU GET AS MUCH MISERABLE AND NASTY AS YOU CAN GET…..UUUUGH

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